March 2012
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February 2012
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Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Annie: I'm fi-
Michael Jackson: ARE YOU OKAY ANNIE
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“You seem so sweet and innocent! When I wasn’t blushing, I was...”
– Hometown friend upon reading my latest article for Cracked. Also, the story of my life.
This Dan O'Brien: Why I Love My Job/What a Sell... →
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[Or “And Why You Should Also Buy Our Book.” I mentally wrote this, what I’d been calling my “I Love Cracked Manifesto” about two years ago, because it was important to me to be able to concretely articulate why I was always comfortable spending more time working than doing anything else. As the…
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My valentine got me a lollipop.
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Look at this sweater.
Look at it. It has a skier on it. I hate skiing. It’s XXL. I am not. It’s so big that with a twitch I can slip both arms inside it and walk around like I’ve got no arms. I could sit on the curb and ask for money and people would give it to me because my arms are gone. I can draw both legs to my chest and trick people into thinking I have bone boobs or maybe tumors. You’d...
January 2012
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On the Nightstand
Sometime towards the end of 2011 I realized I hadn’t read anything all year. Actually, that’s not true. I read a lot of nonfiction because that’s what I like the most. And because our library puts new nonfiction front and center by the checkout stand and fiction is all the way upstairs and who has time for that?
I also started a new job last year, and devoted every extra...
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