April 2012
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Titles
Everyday I see the word ‘titles’ and everyday I translate it to ‘titties’ in my head and laugh.
And now you know my secret.
Aliciaaaaaaa.
Girrrrl, you crazy.
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I think I figured out something....
What if Santorum’s getting all these votes because people think SANTA’S FOR ‘EM?
As in, Santa Claus is on his side, whoever he is. It doesn’t matter what his name is because his catch phrase says it all:
Santa’s For Em!
Who does Obama have? Oprah? Pah. WHO DARES TO GO AGAINST A MAN WHO CARRIES SANTA’S FAVOR? ARE YOU BRAVE ENOUGH, COWBOY? BRAVE ENOUGH TO...
Talking to Myself.
Me: What are you doing?
Also me: Planning the perfect chore system. Watching Buck Owens videos.
Me: What? You're crazy.
Also me: Can you refill my wine?
Me: Of course.
Also me: Sit up straight. Good gravy.
This Dan O'Brien: My SXSW Schedule →
thisdanobrien:
I won’t be in Austin for too long and I don’t have much of an agenda, so the schedule’s pretty light. Sunday will mostly be spent doing non-public things, I’m flying back to LA on Tuesday, so Monday’s our big shot for adventure!
Monday 3/12
RUN! [9:00 am] I’ll be leading an 8-mile run…
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Avery Edison's Internet Diary: I'm on Cracked... →
aedison:
With another article joylessly applying logic to the world of video games.
So far, it has excellent reviews:
“She must give a fierce blowjob with those thick, full lips of hers” - a troll.
“Oh, she made a mistake when she uploaded pictures because she does have a special place in my…
“On the 8th day the Lord made menstrual cramps, for lo, Eve had given him the...”
“Oh no! I have Morgellons!” - Brunettes.”
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Thank God there are good people out there.
Doing good things, trying so hard to make terrible wrongs right. Do I think it’s fine to be cynical, to do your research, to broadcast your doubts the minute you get them? Of course. But keep digging, because you’re going to find dozens of good organizations that have screwed up along the way to changing the world for the better. Probably all of them.
Personally, I thank God there are...
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