tastefullyoffensive:

Good Guy Polar Bear [via]

fahbulus:

taking selfies with my friends like

image 

readtofilth:

thenorsebros:

x

Chris Pratt is literally a huge dorkball that just so happened to get paid to get fit and I literally would adore him in any shape he takes.

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forties-fifties-sixties-love:

A computer of the 1960s

Selfie of me at work.

forties-fifties-sixties-love:

A computer of the 1960s

Selfie of me at work.

dapswebsite:

That’ll do…

dapswebsite:

That’ll do…

ourpresidents:

Jacqueline Kennedy was born on this day in 1929, in Southhampton, New York.  She was named Jacqueline Lee Bouvier.  Her father, John, was a stockbroker on Wall Street whose family had come from France in the early 1800s. Her mother, Janet, had ancestors from Ireland and England. 
As a child, Jackie loved to read. Before she started school, she had read all the children’s books on her bookshelves. Her heroes were Mowgli from Rudyard Kipling’s The Jungle Book, Robin Hood, Little Lord Fauntleroy’s grandfather, Scarlett O’Hara from Gone With the Wind, and the poet Byron.
Learn more about growing up as Jacqueline Kennedy from the JFK Library
Photo: Jacqueline Bouvier, 1935. Photograph by David Berne in the John F. Kennedy Presidential Library and Museum, Boston.

ourpresidents:

Jacqueline Kennedy was born on this day in 1929, in Southhampton, New York.  She was named Jacqueline Lee Bouvier.  Her father, John, was a stockbroker on Wall Street whose family had come from France in the early 1800s. Her mother, Janet, had ancestors from Ireland and England. 

As a child, Jackie loved to read. Before she started school, she had read all the children’s books on her bookshelves. Her heroes were Mowgli from Rudyard Kipling’s The Jungle Book, Robin Hood, Little Lord Fauntleroy’s grandfather, Scarlett O’Hara from Gone With the Wind, and the poet Byron.

Learn more about growing up as Jacqueline Kennedy from the JFK Library

Photo: Jacqueline Bouvier, 1935. Photograph by David Berne in the John F. Kennedy Presidential Library and Museum, Boston.

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cracked:

dontsitaround:

Everybody deserves someone in their life who looks at them the way Soren looks at Daniel in Cracked After Hours.

They get cuter from there.

I’m in love!

shagalotmrholmes:

tiredboyclub:

the nodding then the wink 

oh he know..

shagalotmrholmes:

tiredboyclub:

the nodding then the wink 

oh he know..

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cracked:

“Pinterest hosts thousands of tutorials for becoming beautiful. In one day, I tried all of them.” — Kristi Harrison
5 Most Disastrous Internet Beauty Tips (Tested)

#4. Use Concealer to Conceal Your Humanity
Unless you live in a never-ending loop of tribal initiation rituals, you probably aren’t seeing many women walking around with different colored lines on their faces. That’s because the next step after applying the concealer is blending it in so the unsuspecting public never knows you’re face-tricking them. My friend Katie Willert made the observation that once you’ve applied your makeup in this particular pattern, there’s no reason to blend. After all, why bother with a skinnier face when you can shoot for LION? It’s a great point, but once I put on the contouring makeup, I felt less like a lion and more like a clown melting in the sun.

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cracked:

“Pinterest hosts thousands of tutorials for becoming beautiful. In one day, I tried all of them.” — Kristi Harrison

5 Most Disastrous Internet Beauty Tips (Tested)

#4. Use Concealer to Conceal Your Humanity

Unless you live in a never-ending loop of tribal initiation rituals, you probably aren’t seeing many women walking around with different colored lines on their faces. That’s because the next step after applying the concealer is blending it in so the unsuspecting public never knows you’re face-tricking them. My friend Katie Willert made the observation that once you’ve applied your makeup in this particular pattern, there’s no reason to blend. After all, why bother with a skinnier face when you can shoot for LION? It’s a great point, but once I put on the contouring makeup, I felt less like a lion and more like a clown melting in the sun.

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