Feb
6
Fifty. Axl Rose is 50. Remember that time when Axl Rose used to run around in little biker shorts and no one told him how silly he looked because he was Axl Rose?
Remember that time he swam with dolphins?
Axl Rose can get fat and wear cornrows and outrageous yellow raincoats all he wants. Just you try and stop him.
You can’t. No one* can stop Axl Rose. Not now, not ever. (Heart disease, adult onset diabetes excluded.)
