christiannightmares:

Classic Christian end times film A Thief in the Night is 40 years old (To read an excellent article about it, visit Religion & Politics; To watch a clip from the movie, click here; For a related video, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/1387314278/a-performance-of-the-larry-norman-song-i-wish)


Here’s how you scare the crap out of kids: Show them a A Thief in the Night and tell them this is all really going to happen…maybe tonight on the drive home or when you’re alone in your room and it’s dark and scary outside. The story, by the way, is about the impending rapture when Jesus returns and all the Christians disappear. Those left behind can take the mark of the Beast or face the guillotine. THE GUILLOTINE.
Hang on, the guillotine might come in the next movie in the series. There were four. 

christiannightmares:

Classic Christian end times film A Thief in the Night is 40 years old (To read an excellent article about it, visit Religion & Politics; To watch a clip from the movie, click here; For a related video, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/1387314278/a-performance-of-the-larry-norman-song-i-wish)

Here’s how you scare the crap out of kids: Show them a A Thief in the Night and tell them this is all really going to happen…maybe tonight on the drive home or when you’re alone in your room and it’s dark and scary outside. The story, by the way, is about the impending rapture when Jesus returns and all the Christians disappear. Those left behind can take the mark of the Beast or face the guillotine. THE GUILLOTINE.

Hang on, the guillotine might come in the next movie in the series. There were four. 

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